Friday, December 12, 2008

deck the halls and hit the malls

Christmas List 2008:













I'm getting older and am developing some hearing problems. Furthermore, I am much more susceptible to illness; therefore, I need a constant supply of tissues. and these feety shoes are cool and awkward. happy holidays.

Monday, December 1, 2008

prohibition/inhibition/ambition

there is an age limit for a reason. alcohol was present at every event i went to this Thanksgiving break. Is this what it's like every weekend back home?

Thanksgiving! my f a v o r i t e holiday. fun-filled. family-filled. food-filled. fool-filled. Kuya got wasty-wasted in front of his kids. it was nice to see him be the debauched person i was so fond of as a child when we lived in the same house. and there we were... sitting in the same house again. i had to drive the drunken cousins to 7-11 to assuage their ice cream cravings. i hit my mom's car because of my van full of screaming family members. thanks assholes. daddy thought it was funny.

Debut! my f a v o r i t e formal event... if i know the debutante. again, fun-filled. friend-filled. food-filled. and of course, FOOL-filled. open bar-- need i say more. as for the after-party...soooo many crying minors, sooo many memories, sooo many stories. i wish i could elaborate. i looked good.

21st B-days! my f a v o r i t e opportunity to put people on blast. Chloe turned 21. drunk herself silly. had the time of her life. gave my boo a lap dance. and forgot it all the next day. just the way a 21st should go. i looked good

shopping! my f a v o r i t e reason to come home. they buy my l
ove to show that they miss me. i should have mo
ved out years ago.

thank you for an awesome weekend, home. and thank you to everyone who said i lost weight.
and no, i dont know what im majoring or planning to do with my future.